Saturday Night Live, December 16, 2006: Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg expound on what might make a terrific, low-cost Christmas present.
SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box *Uncensored Version* via YouTube
Hey girl, I got something real important to give you so just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line Waaoh you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box (it's in a box) Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real Wanna get you something from the heart, something special girl It's my dick in a box My dick in a box, girl It's my dick in a box (Ooh) My dick in a box, girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving and I got just the one Something to show you that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do, just follow these steps One: Cut a hole in a box Two: Put your junk in that box Three: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box *pause* My dick in a box, girl It's my dick in a box (Ooh) My dick in a box, girl Christmas: Dick in a box Hanukkah: Dick in a box Kwaanza: A dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parents' house a dick in a box May Day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMAs a dick in a box Yeaah oh wah wah wah A dick in the box (Dick in a box, dick in a...)
Last updated: December 21, 2006